Deep Thoughts

It is that time of year when I start to think about life, future you know just deep thoughts like:
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

Just thoughts that run through my head all the time ;-)